Joke of the Day

[Souljah]

Figured y'all might get a kick out of this....

A wife comes home and tells her husband,
"Dear, something is wrong with my car. It's got water in the carburetor."

The husband replies, "That's not possible."

"Well," says the wife, "I'm telling you that's the problem."

The husband gets up and sighs, "OK, fine. Where'd you park it?"

The wife points toward the backyard,





























"In the swimming pool."

[AtLemacks]

Lol... I thought it was going to say river or something...

[WartHog]

I like it.

[Emil]

well damn lol

[AtLemacks]

More Jokes Randy!!!

[AtLemacks]

hahahaha I saw that e-mail you sent me! Good stuff!

Edit: woah were did your post go Randy? I look insane now!

[Souljah]

I had already sent it in email...why post it?

[Souljah]

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower
and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition , Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable
programs such as:
NBA 5.0,
NFL 3.0 and
Golf Clubs 4.1

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but
to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate.



DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2
and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works
as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications
Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember that overuse of the above application can cause Husband
1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 Please note
that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and
Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0
(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all
your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0. These are
unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory
and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend:
Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7

Best Wishes, Babe!

Tech Support

[AtLemacks]

I had already sent it in email...why post it?

lol, cuz a lot of people havent seen it! I still like it though!

[Emil]

We want MOAR jokes!

[AtLemacks]

MOAR?

[Souljah]

@ MOAR!

[AtLemacks]

guess im missing something!

[Aztec(h)]

same as "more", just different spelling for reasons I don't understand.

[AtLemacks]

lol, I dont understand it either!